glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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