Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She's the barista slut.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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