booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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