I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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