i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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