You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
