Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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