Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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