SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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