Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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