Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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