So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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