no you cant smoke seaweed
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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