And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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