Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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