belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My ass is underappreciated
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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