He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
