She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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