HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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