girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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