Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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