i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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