I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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