Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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