I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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