On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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