WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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