Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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