i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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