D3 body, D1 cock
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
