You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I checked into jail on foursquare
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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