I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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