Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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