Dual....:-)
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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