Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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