I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm like, not good at living.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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