i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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