Christians are straight up FREAKS
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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