I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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