yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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