Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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