So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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