i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Even my vagina gasped.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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