You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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