She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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