Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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