I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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