Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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