what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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