is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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