Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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