I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize