Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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