you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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