She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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