the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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