remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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