We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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